GOING TO HELL
Posted by .....................LOL on May 8, 2006, 6:54 pm
GOING TO HELL
An old man dies and goes to heaven. He's chatting it up with
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden he hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone
having the holes put into his shoulder blades for wings." The
old man looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God", says the old man, "now what is happening?"
Not to worry", says St. Peter, "He's just having his head drilled to fit the halo."
I can't do this", says the old man, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so", says the old man, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that!" Follow Ups: There aren't Follow Ups yet. Post a Follow Up